Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You made out with two different species that night
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Randomize
