You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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