their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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