Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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