I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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