FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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