I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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