yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
tell me about the fingering
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