S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
this is an emotional support booty call
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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