then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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