Don't you send me to vm
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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