now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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