I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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