we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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