please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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