yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
