i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I skipped work to stalk him.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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