well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
