the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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