idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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