we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Randomize
