and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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