i need an iv and a liver transplant
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
two words: eviction party
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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