And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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