If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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