But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
wow bdsm is so cute
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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