Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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