i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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