I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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