gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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