what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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