But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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