I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Do vagina's smell?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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