Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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