totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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