these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
