Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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