We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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