She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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