I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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