So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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