peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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