Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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