worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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