he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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