If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
