C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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