There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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