How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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