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(212): View more from New York

This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.

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(516): View more from New York

you left your dildo in my car

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rules of finders keepers apply

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(440): View more from Ohio

Since when do you jog?

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Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs

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(303): View more from Colorado

Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?

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Yes!

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(812): View more from Indiana

My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.

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