I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
