if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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