i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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