Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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