If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
