I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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