You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
sarcasm needs its own font
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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