I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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